The Expat’s Creed
If you would be free,
then you must leave America.
If you would flee from injustice and economic servitude,
then you must flee America.
If you value your soul more than the contents of your pocketbook,
then you must leave America.
If you are tired of the guns and the hatred and the looking over your shoulder,
then you must leave America.
If you would draw breath as a free man, seeing before you the truth of what you are and what America has made you do and has made you be,
then you must leave America.
If you are a man and would be a man and not an economic automaton, floundering genderless in a cubicle sea, watching your testicles slowly dissolve in debt,
then you must escape America.
If you are a woman and would be a woman, a mother and a wife, and not a bitter barren old maid with no offspring to show but a burgeoning 401(k), if you value the mystery of your womb and would embrace the truth of what you are and what you should be,
then you must escape America.
If you would know the truth and live the truth and speak the truth and have it fall on friendly ears and not a lynch mob of lawyers,
then you must escape America.
If you value all the principles upon which America was founded, liberty, freedom of speech, the press, religion, and if you value above all humanity and an inviolate belief in decency and common sense,
then flee, flee, flee while you can, for you are destined to be crushed on the factory floor –
Escape now from America!