After reading Zoe Williams blog post in the Guardian, I suddenly have an idea: Let’s Start A Misogynist Conspiracy!

Specifically, Let’s Start A Misogynist Conspiracy against Hillary Clinton so she doesn’t become President!

She’s a woman who wants to be President. Pfwah! Are you serious? While you and I would never do something so stupid as to vote for a WOMAN for PRESIDENT, there are those out there (see NOW why the Nineteenth Amendment was such a bad idea???) who might fall for this sort of folly.

Therefore a Formal and Official Conspiracy must be set up, sub-class Misogynist, with all the business cards, secret hand-shakes, and drinking songs this entails.

The principal and most important activity of this Conspiracy will be to put on large bunny costumes and go door-to-door during the day, handing out pamphlets and talking to housewives about why they shouldn’t vote for Hillary (vote for a woman and your husband might beat you!).

It’s a sad (if delightful) fact that some women find spousal abuse arousing, so for them the man-bunnies will also be authorized to hand out free blenders with the words “VOTE FOR MEN” emblazoned in gold leaf.

So when election time comes round, and bunny constumes are suddenly in short supply, gold-leaf putter-onners are working overtime and getting your broken blender replaced suddenly becomes much more of a chore than you intitially thought, know that we, the brave, the proud, the few, the MEN, or out there saving the Oval Office from that used-cunt smell.

VOTE FOR MEN!